I normally hate spam (I mean hate, hate, hate), but I couldn’t resist sharing the subject line of one I received today. Those of you who are familiar with my husband’s recent intestinal troubles — not to mention our less-than-courteous dogs — will appreciate this offer of …
“free craps download”
If I were crazy enough to respond to the junk e-mail, I would give the sender a hearty response: “We have plenty already, but thanks for making me laugh out loud.”